*applies for her job*
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
puppy sits on cats face
sickest burn ever.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT
I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE
"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"
You have one year. Good luck
im tired of things costing money
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out