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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

posted 11 hours ago, with 175708 notes / via toodopetoexist © andrewjacksonjihads
  • me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus
  • posted 19 hours ago, with 16448 notes / via fuckyeahloldemort © geminideath
    posted 19 hours ago, with 108451 notes / via fuckyeahloldemort © unclefather
    i-napster:

arekelly:

dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

seriously? bitch seriously !??

    i-napster:

    arekelly:

    dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you

    seriously? bitch seriously !??

    posted 19 hours ago, with 358472 notes / via bullied © alenamonz
    posted 20 hours ago, with 44941 notes / via bullied © FRIED-CHICKN

    anotherpunk:

    "Your dress is too short."

    Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

    posted 1 day ago, with 195018 notes / via toodopetoexist © anotherpunk
    posted 1 day ago, with 1861438 notes / via kingsleyyy ©

    fitness-ting:

    justanotherforestelf:

    this man deserves an award.

    What a beautiful statement he’s making

    posted 2 days ago, with 286484 notes / via that-filipino-kid © sandandglass

    coffeepeople:

    if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

    posted 3 days ago, with 184712 notes / via andreaaidk © coffeepeople

    obscurebourgeoisie:

    don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

    it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

    15 days have come and gone

    and i am still asian

    posted 3 days ago, with 513894 notes / via andreaaidk © quasidrome

    embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

    image

    posted 3 days ago, with 215479 notes / via andreaaidk © narcotic

    snoia:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

    posted 3 days ago, with 763238 notes / via andreaaidk © snoia
    lawebloca:

the best ambulance

    lawebloca:

    the best ambulance

    posted 3 days ago, with 54674 notes / via andreaaidk © lawebloca.net

    alexthefalcon:

    SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

    posted 3 days ago, with 69005 notes / via skeetbucket © alexthefalcon

    intensional:

    when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

    posted 4 days ago, with 134292 notes / via bullied © intensional