reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
Lets have a romantic dinner
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
Finding a typo in a book
Me on the first day of school
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it