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janemba:

*applies for her job*

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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lawebloca:

puppy sits on cats face

lawebloca:

puppy sits on cats face

posted 2 days ago, with 4264 notes / via fuckyeahloldemort © lawebloca

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

posted 2 days ago, with 229228 notes / via fuckyeahloldemort © thisyearsboy

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

posted 2 days ago, with 399678 notes / via fuckyeahloldemort © grass10
mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

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boom clap the sound of my ass 

posted 2 days ago, with 40653 notes / via oreooficial © susemoji
krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

posted 3 days ago, with 60813 notes / via toodopetoexist © krisssyyy000

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

posted 3 days ago, with 576317 notes / via asian © hedlunds

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/  

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

posted 3 days ago, with 336297 notes / via asian © lifehunt-scythe
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nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

posted 4 days ago, with 537065 notes / via toodopetoexist © iraffiruse