i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you
seriously? bitch seriously !??
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
this man deserves an award.
What a beautiful statement he’s making
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
the best ambulance
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it